There is only one true thing in this story. What is it? On my ride to work today, it started to snow. No big deal as it is the end of March. What made it hard was I took too sharp of a corner and wiped out on my bike. It was a big deal because I had not fully closed my coffee mug. Coffee spilled everywhere. Including all over my bike bag. When I got to work, I discovered it had leaked over my lap top. So it wouldn’t start. Luckily there is always paper and pen, which is what I wrote this on. My day got worse from there. So then I wrote to you to see and to say April fools.