Attention – Yoga is cancelled for tonight,

so is bowling, and tai chi, and that funny game with the sticks

we are having a crisis, no an emergency

the coffee machine broke and everyone went out

to get coffee

They found a world, out there

I saw someone take off their shoes and walk in the grass

it was freaky

Some of the men and woman were going topless

they texted they were on a drug called nature

They said they may not be back until next Tuesday

so any way Yoga is definitely cancelled

apparently due to everyone discovering there is an actual

world of trees and grass and savannas

Oh but I’d stay away from the savannas

I heard there were lions,

no, sorry, just lots of small dogs who ran away

they are living in the savannas

Ok, that’s it.

I’m off to go find some coffee,

as soon as I get these shoes off

© words by Dan DeMarle 2019